Cult Sci Fi Movies Brother Bear ' title='Cult Sci Fi Movies Brother Bear ' />There is nothing controversial about the assertation Star Wars is the most beloved space opera EVAR Most beloved film ever, slightly controversial. Whatever the case, most of the world has seen it and many who have love it fanatically. Greetings, my Westerosi window envelopes As you can probably guess, last weeks episode of Game of Thronesand its increasing dominance over the pop culture. As such, the franchise has made billions of dollars for its owners and has spawned other billion dollar industries. It amazes me that a work of fiction has done more economically, not to mention culturally, than some countries. Before it became the juggernaut it is today, there was the influence it had on the film making community, an influence that spawned countless Star Warsploitation films. One such film is the subject of this months walk thru The Humanoid 1. George B. Lewis, who not only borrowed aspects from Star Wars but also co oped a name very similar to George Lucas. I thought The Asylum was shameless. The directors actual name is Aldo Lado, a name befitting an anagram master or a master sampler of other peoples work. Oddly enough though, for all the appropriation in The Humanoid, the movies title doesnt have the word star or war like most of the other Star Warsploitation films. I guess there was a line Lado wouldnt cross after all, though I am scratching my head on that one. Pubfilm, pubfilm movies, watch pubfilm movies online, pub film, free pubfilm online, watch online movies without downloading on pubfilm. That said, lets see just how much Lado sampled in this walk thru of the 1. Star Warsploitation, The Humanoid Open Space. Or, more precisely, open to various 1. Orbital esque electronica. An expositive crawl is read by a lifeless voice, likely planetarium employee who loaned the background images. He recounts the story so far Earthnow Earthopolisis in a whole mess o trouble. Lord Growl has escaped from the prison satellite where he was incarcerated and is seeking vengeance on his brother, Great Bruh, for imprisoning him. The crawl disappears and wait for itWait for itWait for itEventually Lord Growls Sun Destroyer floats across the screen. A space police patrol ship races after the tardy Sun Destroyer. Hopped up on space machismo, they order the Sun Destroyer to pull over, copping some fake charges that the Sun Destroyer is flying in a space HOV lane with only a hundred henchmen on board, clearly violating Space Statute 4. Lord Growl, like NWA, has adopted a strict f k the police attitude and blows them up for their obvious racist bulls t. Push into Sun Destroyer. Lord Growl, a Rent A Center Darth Vader in black Samurai armor and helmet, monologues, My brother has made his army bloated with peace Uninterested, the command crew keep about their business. After an uncomfortable silence Lord Growl growls, How far are we from EarthopolisWe are approaching gravity, says Sun Destroyer pilot, Ensign Peon. Ah, so in this version of the space future gravity is a unit of distance, which means this movie is in the tradition of strictly separating the science from science fiction. When they reach Earthopoliss gravity Lord Growl commands his elite Squalltrooper strike team to launch. Their mission grab the Crapatron and kill that Barbara Gibson. Wait. Barbara Gibson The space future is populated with women named Barbara Gibson Oh, right. This is a 1. Star Warsploitation. No one goes to the dollar cinema to actually watch this movie. The audience is either necking or using the back row as a toilet. Each Johnson brother, on his 21 st birthday, takes on the powers of a different Norse God in this Syfy series imported from New Zealand. It begins on the birthday of. MORE LIT LISTS 50 Best Scientific Romances 18641903 Radium Age SciFi 100 Best Novels of 190433 Golden Age SciFi 75 Best Novels of 19341963 75. Reviews focused on creating a list of the 366 weirdest movies ever made. My bad. Carry on. Cut to Barbara at Work. Barbara works at Earthopolis Central, a building in the middle of the desert where people either wander around aimlessly or sit at randomly placed desks flipping switches, turning knobs, and watching blinky lights. Barbara is middle management, evidenced by her telling some flunky to check the imprint, before returning to her panel. A call comes in for Barbara from Tom Tom, a pre teen asian child who is her son Whatever the relation, hes some kind of mentalist, chocked full of mini chutneyans, because he uses a Jeti Mind Ruse which sounds like space jibber jabber to get Barbara to leave work and come home. Incredibly it works. Barbaras face droops into even less expression as she rises from her desk and mechanically walks away. At the outer gate, she guns her X. Ground Speeders engine and pulls away just as Lord Growls elite Squalltroopers attack. Earthopolis guards are no match for an assault by Stephen Hawking, much less competent soldiers Squalltroopers can actually hit their targets. The security forces dont even bother to look up when the Squalltroopers stroll in, despite obviously being there for nefarious reasons. I know its not politically correct to stereotype, but theyre Rent a Center Tie Fighter Pilots helmets that cover their faces, all that shiny black leather, and blaster riflescome onOnce theyve eliminated everyone, security forces and office staff, the Squalltroopers start on their first objective scour Earthopolis Central for a container marked K for Crapatron. In the storage room, that is, a walk in closet with 4 inset cabinets, the Squalltroopers find four containers, but are confounded because none of the containers are marked with a K. They rack their brains trying to decide which container has the Crapatron Theres only four containers, which could all be grabbed as there are four Squalltroopers, its not like they have to worry if they holster their guns because everyone is dead, but whatever. Kryten, lead Squalltrooper, remembers Lord Growl said the Crapatron might be in an odd shaped container. So they check each. One is round. One is square. The final is octagonal. Thats it Or, wait. Did Lord Growl say it was possibly in a black container Or maybe it was in Earthopolis WestMoving hastily onAnd, yes, I do realize that was only three containers when there was originally four Dont blame me, blame the movie. Cut to Sun Destroyer. Back on the Sun Destroyer, Kryten admits to Lord Growl that they didnt kill Barbara but they did get the Crapatron. Well probablyfingers crossed behind his back. Lord Growl almost puts Laser Hands on Kryten, but that would involve special effects and Growl doesnt want to spoil the Big Boss fight later, so instead he opts to punish Kryten. The punishment Kryten loses of his privileges for 1. No interwebs Ouch Thats why hes known as Lord Growl The Unfair His evil know no bounds. Cut to Earthopolis. Princely Hero Nick the dashing protagonist of the movie visits the Grand Council of Bros Before Hoes. Great Bruh, leader of Earthopolis and Chugmaster Most Rad, is greatly disturbed by the Squalltroopers attack, yet is thankful Barbara survived. She was the one he drank tequila shots from her you know what, never mind. Although the nuclear stockpiles were untouched the Grand Council of Bros Before Hoes calls for the security forces to inflict death on the enemies of Earthopolisbut only if necessary. Oh So thats why they were such useless dorks. Before the special decree of Inflicting Death all the security forces could do was whimper, Hey and shake a finger reproachfully. Cut to Barbaras House. As it turns out, Tom Tom called Barbara home to play video games. Well, kind of. Tom Tom is too busy reading to give his full attention to the game, which annoys Barbara to no end. Really Tom Tom is such a dorkDoes he want to grow up what for to be all smart and stuff Barbara, like the champ she is, asks Tom Tom for permission to cheat by consulting the computer it can solve 1. Even with the help of the computer, and Tom Tom being distracted, he manages to kick her butt with one move. Maybe Barbara should crack open a book now and again herself. One Piece Cartoon 01: The Great Gold Pirate Online English on this page. At the very least read the cover of the book Tom Tom is readingHow to Win at Viddy Games Programmatically by Stephen Hawking. If she had done so maybe she might have had an inkling why Tom Tom was willing to let her use the computer to cheat. All of this might have you wondering, so what Whats going on here Who is this Barbara and Tom TomThe answer is discouraging because script. The kicker Tom Tom is Barbaras pupil. Uhm. Okay. Shes as smart as a dusty gummy bear.